Things

Just a person who put all her thoughts, ideas and comments in a wall, to share with the world waiting for you to like it :)
ahh si, debo decirlo... en realidad mi idioma es el español. Pero mientras pueda comunicarme con más gente es mejor. So, sorry for my mistakes and have a nice day :D

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

Shut up and take my money!

its-a-deja-vu:

marzexxx:

From North to South… a very long country in the world… And one of the most beautiful places on earth… Ocean, Mountains, Snow, Fields, Ice, Sky, Desert, Volcanoes, Valleys, Islands, Rivers, Big Cities, high levels of human development, peace and amazing people… heaven on earth…

CHILE IN IMAGES

-PART 2-

Por qué el bicentenario en vez de al cordillera? O el mercado central? El san Cristóbal? La moneda? El loquillo en pelota del nacional?

Conce de noche… lo más lindo

lotrlockedwhovian:

mcmandie:

lokisfairmaiden:

myasgardianprince:

whispers-between-worlds:

daleksanddetectives:

gorgeousanon:

“ENOUGH!”

it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg

Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing.. “Happy Birthday to y-“*crash*“ENOUGH!!”“…”“…”
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*


This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.

Your wish… My two hours down the drain. 




OMFG it got better


EPIC!

lotrlockedwhovian:

mcmandie:

lokisfairmaiden:

myasgardianprince:

whispers-between-worlds:

daleksanddetectives:

gorgeousanon:

“ENOUGH!”

it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg

Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.

Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
*crash*
“ENOUGH!!”
“…”
“…”

“…Are you the stripper?”

“…I am a God you dull creature.”

*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*

This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.

Your wish… My two hours down the drain. 

OMFG it got better

EPIC!

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)